Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I AM VODKA MAN
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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