I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
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I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I understand Curling. That high.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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