his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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