My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Randomize
