did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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