so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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