did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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