I think i sorta joined a cult last night
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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