well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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