If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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