He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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