and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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