have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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