I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
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Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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