Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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