I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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