office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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