...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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