what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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