Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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