Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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