I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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