is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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