Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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