it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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