sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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