I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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