Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
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this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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