wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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