so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.