sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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