I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
oh yeah. preciate
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?