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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed

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(813): View more from Florida

i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"

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(804): View more from Virginia

i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive

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(757): View more from Virginia

He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?

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