So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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