stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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