I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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