ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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