But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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