Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Where is the hickey?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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