the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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