You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Randomize
