So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
DRUNK COOKIES
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