You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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