And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
