If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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