Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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