loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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