Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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