Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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