you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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