If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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