have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
