how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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