they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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