I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Still dying that you shit outside
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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