Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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