fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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