I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
50% drunk capacity currently
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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